A Rhyming Roast of YouTube’s Finest Drone Channels – 2024

‘T was the night before Christmas, when all through the net,
The drone YouTubers gathered, their cameras all set.

Aldryn from FlytPath, the king of the skies,
His polished perfection makes others all sigh.
He’s smart and he’s nice, the envy of all,
The crown on his head, his kingdom won’t fall.

And then there’s OriginaldoBo, bold as can be,
His language as colorful as a Florida sea.
FPV whizzing, real estate flying,
In 3D printing, his skills are undying.
But listen closely, you’ll notice, dear friend,
In words that he says, the “G” meets its end.

Now Billy Kyle, the pretty boy scout,
Travels the country, never without
His fluffy dog and trusty Tesla,
A nomad of drones, a true aerial hustler.
Inspections and mapping, commercial delight,
This young lad’s adventures are quite the sight.

Captain Drone, the nerd of the bunch,
With toys and gadgets, he has quite a hunch.
But DJI’s absence makes him cry and moan,
Wishing for a feature that was all his own.
His jealousy shows, but his heart is gold,
For his love of the hobby will never grow old.

Ken Heron, the funny man with a silvery mane,
His channel has shifted, a few drones remain.
Comedy has been his preferred flight path,
Bringing smiles and joy, igniting our laugh.
A radio rock star, his humor’s a must,
In Ken we TRUST for a comedic thrust.

ReadySetDrone, the dad of the clan,
In Austin, Texas, he’s the welcoming man.
His reviews are vast, his kindness renowned,
In this drone realm, his wisdom’s profound.
A steady hand and a heart full of grace,
His years of experience set the pace.

Drone Valley, the engineer of renown,
With giggles and gadgets, he wears the crown.
He’ll tell you he’s retired, but his knowledge is key,
With a laugh that’s as silly as his expertise is free.
A schoolboy’s chuckle when a new drone’s enhanced,
This retired engineer is still in demand.

The Drone Creative from Ireland‘s shores,
With drones held high, his view counts soar.
A leprechaun perhaps in disguise,
His videos more popular than many would surmise.
Yet his charm and wit keep viewers engaged,
On YouTube’s vast stage, his presence a sage.

Mike from Drone Supremacy, underrated and grand,
With motorsports visions, a drone in each hand.
His splendid channel deserves more views,
For his passion and knowledge are tried and true.
In the world of drones, he’s an unsung star,
Yet his dedication will carry him far.

Dustin Dunnill, chill on Hawaiian sand,
Breaking drone rules with the wave of his hand.
His relaxed demeanor, a breath of fresh air,
In distant max flights, he shows his flair.
Amongst the drone crowd, he’s the laid-back king,
In the island breeze, his praises we sing.

51 Drones with rosy cheeks and a smile,
Talks about rules, but sometimes takes a while.
His handsome face and cool attire,
In drone knowledge, he’ll never tire.
Though his speeches may sometimes delay,
His insights and charm brighten the day.

Idaho Quadcopter, small but bright,
Reviews cheaper drones with friendly insight.
His channel may not be the biggest of all,
But his genuine nature stands proud and tall.
In the drone world, his kindness shines,
A beacon of warmth through all the lines.

DM Productions with a British tone,
Leaked a DJI drone, now widely known.
His sharp accent and well-groomed beard,
In the drone community, his growth is cheered.
Though controversy sparked a fiery debate,
His channel’s rise was a twist of fate.

Jack from Half Chrome, with a teacher’s grace,
His pleasant voice sets a steady pace.
A natural presenter with knowledge to share,
In drone reviews, he’s beyond compare.
Though similar to others, his touch is unique,
A calming presence, his wisdom we seek.

Drone Wilder, smashing drones like toys,
Gains views of plenty with his reckless joys.
The DJI Neo his recent claim to fame,
In drone destruction, he’s made his name.
Though his methods may seem a little extreme,
His channel’s success fulfills the dream.

Shawn from Air Photography from Canada, he hails,
Once just hands in his videos, now full of tales.
“G’day folks,” he starts with a confident grin,
His weight loss journey, a battle he’ll win.
Hiking and biking, embracing the wild,
His newfound happiness makes viewers smile.

iPhonedo with intro so grand,
Creative and professional, the best in the land.
Unique camera movements, perspectives that thrill,
His colorful lighting is unmatched in skill.
Turkish accent with humor and flair,
A talented musician beyond compare.

And then there are those who dabble, not dive,
McKinnon, iJustine, PotatoJet thrive.
Should they stick to their crafts, leave drones to the pros?
In the drone world, it’s the skills that truly show.
But each has their place, their unique point of view,
In this vast YouTube space, there’s room for a few.

Each channel distinct, with value to show,
In the drone community, they help us all grow.
With humor and insight, they light up the sky,
In their own special way, they help us all fly.

So here’s to the YouTubers and all that they do,
Bringing joy and knowledge to me, and to you.